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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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Woikin' for de snoogly-woogly
Teddy bear company
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Gives me a warm feelin'.
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Because the teddy bear
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Is symbolic of security,
Comfort, and family values?
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Uh...
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No.
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I mean,
'cause dey're so gee darn cute
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An' cuddly.
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I hate cute and cuddly!
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[snarling]
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[grrr] [grrr]
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How can you be so
Heartless and cruel?
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Practice!
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This is nothing.
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Next,
I'm going after the cutest,
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The cuddliest,
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The most nauseatingly
Nice beings on the planet!
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Not the lost bunnies?
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They're so sugary,
My teeth hurt.
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Yeah, d.W. Why invite them here?
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Morgana's restaurant
Is opening soon.
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They don't fit with the decor.
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Precisely.
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That's why I want them
Here for the opening...
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To counteract this creepiness!
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Who'd want to eat
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In a restaurant full
Of bats and spiders...
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And all this other creepy stuff?
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I want the bunnies
To be a surprise.
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Are the cobweb
Drapes dismal enough?
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I want to create a
Favorable impression
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At the opening of
The shadow chateau.
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About that name, morgana.
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[crunch]
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I love it.
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What would I do without you?
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You have such exquisite taste.
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Yeah.
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And I bet he tastes
Exquisite, too.
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Mmm.
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Cut that out!
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Shouldn't you be in the
Kitchen, aunty?
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A good chef needs the
Food to cooperate.
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The restaurant will bomb.
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Morgana will be crushed.
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The cute little bunnies
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Are our only hope.
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But the food's great.
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Yeah.
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The food is yumbo-licious.
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Try it, you'll like it.
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No, thanks. I cut down on squid.
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Stop teasing cousin globby.
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I selected these morsels
Especially for you.
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First, fricassee of toad.
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Open wide.
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But I...
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Lizard gizzard,
Fried slug's knuckles,
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Adam's apple pie.
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How was it?
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Yum yum.
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Yummy.
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Hey, morgana,
You forgot the squirmy stuff.
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How thoughtless of me.
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The marinated slime worms
Are especially tasty.
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Ooh!
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It was too much of a good thing.
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It's the lost bunnies' agent.
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They'll be here for the opening.
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I wanted it to be a...
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[crash]
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Surprise?
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Cute little lost bunnies!
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You're trying to ruin me.
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Those hoppers are
The exact opposite
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Of what this
Restaurant is about!
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I was trying to help.
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This place is gross...
That is...
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This creepy decor...
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I created this creepy decor!
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I'll cancel the bunnies.
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Why can't you accept
Me for what I am?
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Why be ashamed of me?
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I'm not ashamed.
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You never take me anywhere.
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I've never met any
Of your friends!
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With my busy schedule,
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I don't have time
To make friends.
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What about herb and binkie?
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You exist to torment
Me, don't you?
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Ahem.
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Would you like to
Meet herb and binkie,
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Honey-wumpus?
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I'd be delighted.
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I'll even cook.
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Thanks.
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[sniff sniff]
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Anybody else smell a
Catastrophe coming?
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Ooh, my good...
What an interesting...
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Hairstyle.
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I'll explain the bats.
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Please don't.
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We'd better get
Started with the food.
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We brought delicious things.
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Oh, just lots of...
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Things.
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It's already turning
Into a disaster.
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I gotta bring in
The normal food.
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Time ta fire up the barbie!
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Oh, no, you don't.
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I'll do the barbecuing
Around here.
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I'll start the fire.
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That's the tricky part.
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Boy!
You gotta teach me that one.
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I got normal hamburgers,
Normal hot dogs,
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Normal pickles, normal
Chips, normal winky-doodles.
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All I've got to do
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Is switch this with
Morgana's food.
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We've got ogre burgers,
Wolfsbane sausages,
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Dragon chips,
Bat's claw coleslaw,
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And pickled tadpoles.
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Oh, well, goody!
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I just love french food.
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Aah!
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Ghoul-aid's ready.
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Globby got it.
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Ghoul-aid.
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Come and get it!
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Ghoul-aid, huh?
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What flavor do you
Suppose red is?
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Don't sweat it.
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Say, little fella,
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You're not from around
Here, are ya?
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I've never added grasshoppers
To the cookie dough.
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They're full of protein.
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Brrr. It's chilly in here.
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Yaaaaa!
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It's about time.
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I was ready to cook chubbo.
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Ha ha ha!
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She's jokin', right?
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[yelping]
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Down, boys!
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[sniff sniff]
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Now she's cooking
Something good.
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Yaaaaa!
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Best dang spider pie I ever had.
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And that delightful
Whipped spleen topping.
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Mmm.
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Aunt nasty really outdid herself
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With those snail
Brain shish kebabs.
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Sick from eating too much?
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I'm sick from hearing
The dishes' names.
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We didn't know what to
Make of ya at first,
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But that terrific
Chow won us over.
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I'd like to confer upon you
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The greatest honor of all...
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My barbecue apron.
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And...
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I'm gonna tell everyone
About your restaurant.
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You'll be bigger
Than hamburger hippo.
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I mean, your restaurant will.
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[morgana] Drake.
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I was checking the trash can.
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Looks pretty... Clean.
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Just be honest.
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You don't like my food, do you?
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I'm not used to weird...
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Unusual cuisine.
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Look, morg,
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I was worried that your
Feelings might get hurt.
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Really? Oh, dark!
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You really do love me.
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Nothing can spoil things now.
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"Cute little lost bunnies
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"To appear at the opening
Of new restaurant...
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The shadow chateau."
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I'll be there to serve up
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My famous cute little
Lost bunny surprise.
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Ha ha ha!
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Opening nights are
Always plagued by rain.
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Oh, my. Superb service.
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Wait till ya taste the food.
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It'll kill ya!
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I'm afraid of that.
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D.W., it's the famed
Food critic mister mikey.
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He won't like it.
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He hates everything.
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What do you recommend?
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[squeaking]
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No, thank you.
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Tarantula gives me heartburn.
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I'll have cream of grub soup
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And ghoul goulash.
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Don't hurt morgana's feelings.
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$50 says you can help me.
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Sir, you are insulting me!
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Make it a hundred.
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Two hundred.
That's my final offer!
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What's wrong?
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That masked weasel
Tried to bribe me!
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Oh, dark is such a kidder.
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Ha ha. Yeah, that's me...
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Kid, kid, kid.
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Free meal.
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Free?
You've got yourself a critic.
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Dad, why not try the food?
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Somebody's got to be around
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To call the ambulance.
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That's the most unique food
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I've ever tasted,
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And the decor
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Makes a piquant statement.
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You'll get a good review.
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You're a success.
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Ooh, my goodness.
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What a big, gwoomy pwace.
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I forgot to cancel the bunnies.
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Darkwing!
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I'll deal with it,
Delicate flower.
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Don't worry.
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We'll bwighten this pwace up.
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Have you had your hug today?
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Well, whaddaya know...
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The cute little lost bunnies
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and darkwing duck.
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Looks like I'll get to kill
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Two birds with one stone.
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Wadies and gentwemen,
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The shadow chateau
Is pweased to pwesent
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Bunny joy and bunny fun.
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Bunny, bunny, bun, bun, bun.
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Aaahh!
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What is this?
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Trying to please the
Lowest common denominator?
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This shows a lack of commitment
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To the restaurant's focus.
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Pity. You can kiss
This review goodbye.
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Heh heh heh.
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Now to strike a blow for evil.
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Health inspector.
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I got inspecting to do.
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Listen, next time you feel
Like hugging somebody,
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Try a cactus.
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You probably won't believe
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I forgot to cancel the bunnies.
275
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,749
I'll take that as a no.
276
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:13,707
Now, a little added
Ingredient for the goulash...
277
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:17,333
My specially trained
Attack squid.
278
00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:21,707
I never leave home without it.
279
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:24,207
I gotta serve the goulash.
280
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,499
It's all yours.
281
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,707
It was an honest mistake.
I swear.
282
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,249
Twy fwower power.
283
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,250
It awways works.
284
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,458
Your ghoul goulash.
285
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,958
Aah! Aah!
286
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,457
Hewp us, hewp us!
287
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:50,749
Pwease!
288
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,290
I knew this would happen.
289
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,290
Your food has gone bad.
290
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,457
Not rotten... Evil!
291
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:58,957
Come on, launchpad.
292
00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:02,082
Let's get goulash.
293
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,416
Gone.
294
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,165
Hel-lo! A clue.
295
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,707
This evil food
296
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,207
Is attempting to disguise itself
297
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:14,207
In order to impersonate the
Leaders of great nations
298
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,999
And rule the world.
299
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,832
We'll question every
Makeup artist in town.
300
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,582
One of them is
Helping the goulash.
301
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:26,999
You take the makeup guy at
Twentieth century ducks.
302
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,707
I'll hit the cute
As a button studio.
303
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,249
Quickly!
304
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,207
Did your food
Attack the bunnies?
305
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,707
The ghoul goulash
Wouldn't attack.
306
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,290
I wouldn't turn my back
On the cobra cutlets,
307
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,582
But the goulash is safe.
308
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,707
There's no doubt about it.
309
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,707
Someone sabotaged my food!
310
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:52,624
Who'd be mean enough
To hurt those bunnies?
311
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,124
Negaduck! Negaduck!
312
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,874
He'll squish 'em.
313
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,415
Negaduck is too
Vicious for that.
314
00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:01,999
He'll bend them to his
Evil, twisted will.
315
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,457
I know how!
316
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,415
Let's get 'im.
317
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,332
I'll handle this myself.
318
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,708
Help with the cleanup.
319
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:19,624
You're not the cute little
Lost bunnies anymore!
320
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,707
You're the metalloid
Skull bunny warriors.
321
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:26,999
My movie's gonna teach kids
Some negaduck-style values.
322
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,124
But, neggyducky,
Standards and pwactices
323
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,999
Will never wet us wear
These wittle outfits.
324
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,999
It's not neggyducky.
325
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,374
It's negaduck!
326
00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:40,999
You wook wike you need a fwiend.
327
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,290
Aah!
328
00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:44,332
Get 'im offa me!
329
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,749
What are you... Nuts?
330
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:50,165
Metalloid skull bunny
Warriors don't give hugs!
331
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,707
They're lean,
Mean fighting machines.
332
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:54,249
All of you,
333
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,707
Growl like this...
334
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,124
Grrr!
335
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,166
Gwoww. Gwoww. Gwoww.
336
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,457
I'll close my eyes.
337
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,582
If you don't attack
Me ferociously,
338
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,624
We'll see what
Some hand grenades
339
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,957
Do to your cute routine!
340
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,707
1...
341
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,749
2...
342
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:19,957
I knew you'd try to
Corrupt the bunnies.
343
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:23,415
It's time you were
Taught a lesson.
344
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,457
Where's the makeup artist?
345
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,207
Uh... Oopsy.
346
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:31,582
Darkwing,
That was your last oopsy.
347
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,166
[grrr] [grrr]
348
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,000
What a time to run out
Of doggie biscuits.
349
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,457
I've come up with
Diabolical traps,
350
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,874
But this is a real good one.
351
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:55,415
You do-gooders have one minute
352
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:58,207
Before it's pancake time.
353
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:02,582
I've got metalloid skull bunny
Warriors to train. Ta-ta.
354
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,165
If my hands were free,
355
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,707
I could cast a spell.
356
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:11,415
If only I hadn't
Blamed your food.
357
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,082
We're doomed.
358
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,582
This is all my fault.
359
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,999
Aren't you going to argue...
360
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,082
"There, there.
It's not your fault"?
361
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,249
It is your fault.
362
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,999
Thanks for making my last
Moments fraught with guilt.
363
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,499
This is it.
364
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,500
Good-bye.
365
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:40,707
Lucky for you guys
I hate cleaning.
366
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,207
Gwww. Gww. Gwww.
367
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,957
Gwww. Gww. Gwww.
368
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,124
You're hopeless!
369
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,957
You're about as
Ferocious as soap.
370
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,457
Ooh, mustn't wose your temper.
371
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,832
Bad for the bwood pwessure.
372
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,332
I'll show you blood pressure...
373
00:17:56,333 --> 00:18:00,374
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
374
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,874
I'm the editor who
Cuts your scene.
375
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,958
I am darkwing duck!
376
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,957
And this is morgana.
377
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,082
You met her... Never mind.
378
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,124
Your bunny-bashing
Days are over.
379
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:18,082
No, no, no! Mustn't point guns.
380
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,707
It's dangerous.
381
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,207
Have you had your hug today?
382
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:25,082
Look, a busload of
Sour-faced schoolchildren.
383
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:28,375
We'll bwighten
Their wittle faces!
384
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:32,207
[whistles]
385
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,707
Okay, smart guys.
386
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:36,707
Now I don't hold them back.
387
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:39,207
Turn me into a monster.
388
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,457
I'll crush those canines.
389
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,332
Zap me, zap me!
390
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:47,290
I'll turn you into a
Fire-breathing dragon.
391
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,707
Ha ha.
392
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:51,165
Or a small, air-breathing bunny.
393
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,957
Zap me back!
394
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,457
Let's see.
395
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,707
Back to normal...
396
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,707
Yipe!
397
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,832
Back to normal.
"See spell reversal."
398
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,332
Zap the dogs!
399
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,208
My, aren't we bossy today.
400
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,707
[arf arf arf]
401
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,874
"Spell reversal...
See counterspells."
402
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,374
[arf arf arf]
403
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,832
Cowards.
404
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:20,750
I've still got my attack squid.
405
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,874
Counterspells, counterspells...
406
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,874
Bad, mean, danger, nasty.
407
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,582
Bad, mean, danger, nasty?
408
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,707
Hey, squidiot.
409
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,625
Eat spiderwebs.
410
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,415
Oh, here it is.
411
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:46,624
"Counterspells."
412
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,332
Hah!
413
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,874
And now, negaduck...
414
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,582
Negaduck?
415
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:55,749
Isn't it odd that
Negaduck would run away?
416
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,457
That coward.
417
00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,457
He fled in terror
418
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,457
At the sight of
The masked mallard.
419
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,333
Or... Perhaps not.
420
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,707
Meet negablaster!
421
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,957
Okay, negablaster.
422
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:13,708
Suck spell!
423
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:22,249
Yo, ironsides. Wanna play?
424
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:25,000
How 'bout tennis?
425
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,333
[grumbling]
426
00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:32,875
Oh, boy.
427
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:40,290
I'm gonna smash you so flat,
428
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:44,874
You'll have to reach
Up to tie your shoes.
429
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,999
Your girlfriend's turned
Herself into a slug.
430
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,332
Hope you can love
Her for her mind.
431
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,582
[humming]
432
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,875
Slug, slug... "See gastropods."
433
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,832
They don't build 'em
Like they used to.
434
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,374
"Gastropods... See mollusks."
435
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,832
I've learned to accept
You for what you are...
436
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,874
Provided it's not a slug.
437
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,582
Hey, d.W.!
438
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,499
I didn't find any evil food.
439
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,457
I did get clint
Beakwood's autograph.
440
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:33,290
Gee, did I miss anything?
441
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,749
No, no, no.
442
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,582
Nothing much.
443
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,290
Just a final,
Climactic confrontation
444
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:42,749
Between the forces
Of good and evil.
445
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,333
Good. I hate missing
Anything important.
446
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:53,874
Gee, wasn't darkwing
Supposed to be here?
447
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:58,166
I'm sure he'll be
Here any second.
448
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:03,708
Oh, my.
It smells simply scrumptious.
449
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,624
If you can't eat 'em,
450
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,250
Join 'em.